Rumpless Hen - Song by Vertic Hodgson

Rescued fragments from a 1970s song by Vertic Hodgson, a local composer

Verse

When you hear the Rumpless fowl ball,

Helena throws her head to the wall.

We catch it on the phone,

That misses Puss was on the neck bone.

Chorus

Do, do, do, Mister Gladstone, do.

We’ll make up the case with you.

We were really badly in need,

But we’ll buy back your Rumpless breed.